Pooping Dog Script Full May 2026

(looks back at Jen with an innocent expression)

(to herself) Okay, where did I put that... Ah, yes! (she looks up and sees Max squatting) Oh no, Max! Not now!

(laughs) You're pushing your luck, buddy. pooping dog script full

(trots over to a nearby bush and starts sniffing again)

(whimpers and strains some more, finally letting out a relieved fart followed by a poop) (looks back at Jen with an innocent expression)

You're one of the most lovable, yet disgusting creatures on the planet, you know that?

(sighs) Okay, okay. I guess it's my fault for not taking you out sooner. (she grabs some poop bags) where did I put that... Ah

(covering her nose) Ugh! Max! Really? Right here?